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johnpaulca
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3/25/2011 12:35:45 AM

A Must read, eh!


This is a true story.

The man who walks with God always gets to his destination.

If you have a pulse you have a purpose.

The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita
in Canada , especially in the minority races!!!

Last month I attended my annual training session that's required
for maintaining my federal prison security clearance.

During the training session there was a presentation by three
speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who
explained each of their beliefs.

I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to
say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete
with a video.

After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.

When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and
asked: 'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams
and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the
infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command
to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case,
can you give me the definition of an infidel?'

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without
hesitation, he replied, 'Non-believers!'

I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All
followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your
faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'

The expression on his face changed from one of authority and
command to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in
the cookie jar.'

He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'

I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to
imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith
or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee
them a place in heaven!'

The Imam was speechless!

I continued, 'I also have a problem with being your friend when
you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me!

Let me ask you a question: Would you rather have your Allah,
who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who
tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be
there with me?'

You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in
shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the
Diversification training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with
the Islamic Imam, and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.

In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in Canada to
elect the Prime Minister!

I think everyone in Canada should be required to read this.




TheRumpledOne
6,529 posts
msg #99864
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3/25/2011 8:48:26 AM

China's Ghost Cities

http://www.sbs.com.au/dateline/story/watch/id/601007/n/China-s-Ghost-Cities

machismo
115 posts
msg #99891
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3/26/2011 2:07:47 AM

So thats where half of the world's metal is going..to build 64 million vacant properties.

dwiggains
447 posts
msg #99898
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3/26/2011 11:13:14 AM

China's Ghost Cities

This is unreal.

Only government can mess up this much.

See ya
David

TheRumpledOne
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3/28/2011 12:37:18 PM

You have to wonder...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ToMcjkivk&feature=related

johnpaulca
12,036 posts
msg #100189
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4/8/2011 8:05:36 PM

OH BOY I DO AGREE !


How all business phones should be answered!


[]

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE USA'



Press '1' for English.

Press '2' to disconnect until

you learn to speak English.



And remember there only

two defining forces that

have ever offered to die

for YOU:

Jesus Christ

[]

And our American Soldiers.



One died for your soul.....

[]

The others for your freedom!!!


[]


PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!












machismo
115 posts
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4/8/2011 10:12:36 PM

really even for Canadian's ?? Ok.

johnpaulca
12,036 posts
msg #100230
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4/13/2011 3:48:41 PM

Teaching Maths in Britain

1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a lorryload of timber for £100..
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a lorryload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a lorryload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?

4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a lorryload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands.
Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cuts down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.

6. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence.
He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something.. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target.

When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail again the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a departure BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and leave behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting.

The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence.. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.

Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?

7. Teaching Maths In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.

The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.

Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the government's expense.
Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master.

The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonuses are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
You do the maths.

8. Teaching Maths 2017 (Arabic)
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة
الانتاج 80 من الثمن. ما هو الربح له؟= 20


johnpaulca
12,036 posts
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4/17/2011 1:23:27 PM

The Cause of Inflation Explained



johnpaulca
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4/21/2011 9:05:34 AM



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