johnpaulca
12,036 posts
msg #94391
- Ignore johnpaulca |
6/28/2010 1:14:34 PM
I thought it was appropriate to put this here:
HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off:
"I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to
the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said,
"I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath ...
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing.......... "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
Then I would say, "It Is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
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TheRumpledOne
6,529 posts
msg #94415
- Ignore TheRumpledOne |
6/29/2010 9:56:24 AM
Gotta love Little Johnny!
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heypa
283 posts
msg #94443
- Ignore heypa |
6/30/2010 10:17:09 AM
Little Johnnie sure is creative.
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TheRumpledOne
6,529 posts
msg #94507
- Ignore TheRumpledOne
modified |
7/2/2010 2:03:48 PM
We do NOT need immigration reform. We need immigration ENFORCEMENT.
Simple solution.
1) Give all companies 30 day notice that if they are caught employing any illegal alien then their business assets will be seized and the owner of the company will be jailed. Result: Illegal aliens cannot earn money and have one less reason to come here. Unemployment goes down because companies would have to hire legal workers.
2) Require proof of status for all public services like water, gas, electric, phone, food stamps, school enrollment, drivers' license, voting, etc. Result: Illegal aliens can not use services and have one less reason to come here.
3) Require proof of status to rent or buy property. Result: Illegals have no place to live and have one less reason to come here.
If you leave food out, you get cockroaches. If the food source is removed, the cockroaches leave or perish.
Simple solution.
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TheRumpledOne
6,529 posts
msg #94555
- Ignore TheRumpledOne |
7/5/2010 10:21:42 AM
MORE TAXES = LESS FREEDOM.
Ponder that.
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dwiggains
447 posts
msg #94564
- Ignore dwiggains |
7/5/2010 4:52:41 PM
1) Give all companies 30 day notice that if they are caught employing any illegal alien then their business assets will be seized and the owner of the company will be jailed
AMEN !!!
See ya
David
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TheRumpledOne
6,529 posts
msg #94613
- Ignore TheRumpledOne |
7/7/2010 9:58:25 AM
Another simple solution.
Have an immigration or border patrol agent at the door of anyplace where illegal aliens can go to get something FREE.
That should deter them from entering.
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dwiggains
447 posts
msg #94619
- Ignore dwiggains |
7/7/2010 2:34:54 PM
Arizona lawsuit by the Feds.
I thought a state had rights.
Illegals have more rights than the legals???
See ya
David
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TheRumpledOne
6,529 posts
msg #94633
- Ignore TheRumpledOne |
7/8/2010 1:26:41 AM
Society has ended.
When the perverse becomes the norm, that's how you know.
Obama sues Arizona because AZ wants to enforce the existing federal law.
Why isn't Obama suing sanctuary cities for violating the federal law?
Illegal immigrants is a misnomer. They are TRESPASSORS or INVADERS.
The US should declare war on Mexico for the invasion.
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johnpaulca
12,036 posts
msg #94635
- Ignore johnpaulca |
7/8/2010 9:05:38 AM
Declaring war on Mexico is a little draconic, illegal immigrants are everywhere, some are good while some are bad. Enforcement of the laws is the solution....don't forget we were all immigrants at one time unless you're native American.
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